Funny stuff

Two quick funny stories:

1) Emily started throwing up this morning around 4:00 (not funny). At 6:00, she came into my room so she'd be closer to the bathroom. We made her a little bed on the floor. Around 6:30, she threw up again (also not funny). She didn't quite make it; some landed on the carpet (bummer) and the tile. I was just about finished cleaning it up, when Emily started crying. I asked her what was wrong. She said, "I can't tell you. You'll be mad at me."

"No I won't," I replied. "Just tell me." It was right then that I looked down. At my feet was one of my fairly new green shoes. Guess what was in it. Yep. A big pile of puke. I couldn't help but laugh. Of all the places for the puke to land, it landed right in my shoe!


2) Hannah was being mouthy (not funny) and said something like, "Mom, there is nothing you can say to change my mind." I can't even remember what we were discussing.

"Oh really? How about, 'you're grounded' or 'no friends for the whole weekend' or 'no more DS'" and before I could say anything else, she cut me off and said,

"Okay, okay. I stand incorrected!"

Incorrected??? I had no choice but to laugh out loud. She tries to use these big words all the time, and most of the time, she gets them wrong.

Funny stuff.